New Hampshire: The Real Facts

In a news conference Sunday, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday. She claimed she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. Because of this she understands how to pick up a corner blitz and knows the terminology of the Packers offense. She doesn’t have the arm to throw a sideline route but she can cope by throwing a lot of soft, five yard passes over the middle. She won’t wear a helmet because that might mess up her hair. If the other side refuses to stop blitzing, she will have a sit-down conference between teams during a time out so that the opponent’s aggressive behavior can be discussed and a mutual agreement to end blitzing can be worked out. If she gets sacked, all the offensive linemen will be summarily dismissed and be replaced with FOB’s (Friends of Brett) from Mississippi..

A poll of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move. Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable to you?

Yet Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of democrats polled agreed.